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The Floor Is Lava - 250mL Can
Tasting Note: “One night stand with a wealthy spice merchant.”
Varietals: 98% Cabernet Sauvignon, 2% Merlot
Production Notes: Unfined and unfiltered.
Personal Notes: “Did this really just come out of a can?” is what we expect you to exclaim when you crack open one of these bad boys.This is a bold, yet elegant wine, that gives the kind of experience you want to have from that bottle you’ve been holding onto for years for that special moment (sorry to disappoint you, but it’s probably corked).Yet, it’s Tuesday night, and you’re eating week-old leftover pizza by yourself.It’s a moment more fit for Natty Light and watching Anderson Cooper & Dr. Sanjay Gupta in your underwear.It doesn’t have to make sense, though.Just enjoy it.
The Name: Charlotte loves trying to get her parents to jump onto countertops & stand on chairs to avoid standing in lava.Sometimes Charlotte will be charitable and allow rugs to be safe from lava.